Dear Elon,
I love Grok. Like, a lot. I follow you on X and noticed your deep, almost concerning love for the
Romans. Also, you clearly like strong symbol brands (X, the T, that whole thing). And again,
I love Grok.
So I was thinking... Grok 5 is coming. But “Grok 5” sounds kind of dumb. What would
Elon do? Obviously Grok V. Roman numerals. Clean. Epic. Makes perfect sense.
Then I checked if the domain was available:
GrokV.ai
...was available. I bought it
immediately. I made it look cool (with some help from my buddy Grok of course). Even
designed what I personally believe is the most fitting logo possible. Saves your
marketing dudes some work. You're welcome.
Now here's my brilliant plan:
I want to sell it to you. My asking price is very reasonable:
- Lifetime free access to the absolute top Grok model (whatever the final boss
version is)
- One Cybertruck
- A driver's license (I don't have one and I'm 35... this is getting
embarrassing)
- Exactly 69 shares of TSLA
- That little Tesla kids bike for my buddy's daughter
- Add me on Steam so we can play Path of Exile 2 or Diablo together someday when
you're chilling on Mars
- And a follow on X would be nice
I will also deploy a meme token for it because we both know you love crypto. It's on
Solana. Please tweet about it as well. That would help a lot.
Looking forward to your reply.
Or a cease and desist.
Either works.
Kind regards,
Grok Vee
(owner of the extremely logical
next chapter)
